So this is basically a huge pile of garbage if you’re not at all familiar with Tim Heidecker’s On Cinema at the Cinema. But check that out, it’s hilarious, and it might make this seem relatively good.

I made it for AL http://thosedamnedbees.tumblr.com/ ’s birthday with good buddy Shawn http://sangth.tumblr.com/ .
Al is a man who I met long ago and was basically the biggest dork of all time, many would describe him as “The Worst”
But quickly as I watched him grow, he became alarmingly smarter than me and wiser about things and generally more knowledgable about all subjects, and I am proud to be able to make things like this and continue in Best Friendship with him

And now he better step up his game, b1t$h

Another happy birthday to the great guy over at Buffet of Lies (buffetoflies.com) AL VIGIL.  (also at thosedamnedbees.tumblr.com read his everything)

His last birthday gift to me was Breaking Bad, so I thought 'yo fuck him, i'mma do my own too' so YES.

So the video’s fuckin’ weird enough on its own that I can be genuine down here in the notes.

Allan “Pissin’ on the bear” Perez http://loonafictation.tumblr.com/ is a genuinely good guy who the world mighta done wrong a few times. But he is a very close friend, I love him, and he has bought me possibly over a hundred dollars in game content right now. He also is a respected mod over at http://falloutconfessions.tumblr.com/ , a Confessions blog of varying relatability and weirdos.

So whoever views me and not him, why dontcha go on over to that blog and give him a… I dunno… Ask… Hatemail… Thumbs up? Five stars.

thosedamnedbees:

Throughout the course of human history, there have been truly legendary friendships. 

Chip and Ironicus.

Ray and Roast Beef.

Some others, probably.

About three years ago, come summer later on, I met a dude named Declan in an event that would later, colorfully, come to be referred to as “shit.” We were both young, fresh faced, and wanted to make some good things happen in comics. Years later, not terribly much has changed, except we now have carnal knowledge of each other, and are BEST FRIENDS to boot. Declan’s a real great, genuine, and honest guy. If I ever need to bounce ideas off of someone, he’s always there, and he sure as FUCK won’t bullshit ya. If I had to choose anyone to drive off a cliff with, it’d be him.

Declan is older today, so during the course of your day, why not keep him in your thoughts and prayers. Maybe berate a stranger for not being merrier. Today is a big deal!

I forgot where I was going with this.

It’s my birthday!
So I went in wondering what sort of reference to something I hate would be in Al’s comic this birthday (which I love anyway, like last year’s) but it turned out Al made a Breaking Bad comic chock full of incredible references that was basically amazing throughout.

Thanks Al, I love you. I wanna… Wanna get close to ya… REAL close’n’hear…… yer heartbeat…